I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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