I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
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her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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