What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
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Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
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Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
This toilet bowl is my home.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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