i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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