That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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