you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
When are your genitals available?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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