Heybabeimwearingurpanties
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I just gargled with NyQuil
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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