Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
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ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
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Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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