Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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