he thought i was a dude.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
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were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
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It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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