small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
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My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
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I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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