Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
is wine microwaveable?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
