weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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