Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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