3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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