Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
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I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
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You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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