Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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