He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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