I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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