So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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