i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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