Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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