Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
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The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
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Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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