His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
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I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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