I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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