i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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