Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
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Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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