I'm really into asian looking animals
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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