bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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