My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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