The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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