Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
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what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
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There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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