How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
My dick has a subreddit
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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