I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
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oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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