We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
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Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
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Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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