Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
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Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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