Your tits are I can't wait for
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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