Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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