She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
