glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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