you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
This is classic penis vs brain.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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