U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
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I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
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The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
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