clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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