But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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