I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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