come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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