I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
North Korea, Best Korea!
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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