Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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