I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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