I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
