some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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