I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
false alarm. still invincible.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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