I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
is it fun? or sober?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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